A moça da capa a gente sabe que é babá, mas não sabe o nome; o moço a gente sabe que se chama Jon, mas não tem ideia do que faz na vida. Só o que importa é que – mulheres, todo cuidado é pouco! – ele é muuuito pior do que você imaginava. Afinal,
- Eles fizeram sexo enquanto as crianças estavam dormindo!
Sinceramente, né. Um absurdo isso. Que tipo de pessoa faz sexo enquanto as crianças estão dormindo, me diz? O certo, o bom, o correto, o que todo mundo menos Jon sabe, é que sexo só se faz quando as crianças estão bem acordadas – de preferência, olhando para a gente.
- Ele ameaçou dramaticamente terminar tudo!
A gente entende que no mundo de In Touch um homem que faça sexo extra-conjugal deva dirigir-se diretamente ao inferno para levar mil chibatadas. Ocorre que um belo dia o tal homem decide terminar tudo com a amante. A partir daí, é só rezar uns padre-nossos que ele se redime e fica tudo certo, confere?
NÃO! Isso é apenas mais uma prova, ingênua leitora, de que ele é muito pior do que você imaginava – e, além disso, vai me dizer que você ainda não sabia que pessoas boas vão para o inferno?
- Ele fuma maconha e faz festas selvagens!
Jon, profissão indefinida, é pai de oito gêmeos. Se tem duas pessoas no mundo que têm o direito sagrado de relaxar quinze minutos no fim do dia com a maconhinha-vossa-de-cada-dia, essas pessoas são Jon e esposa. Além disso, eu fico imaginando que tipo de “festa selvagem” (tradução bisonha para “wild party”, eu sei) pode ter um pai de oito gêmeos. Provavelmente, o ápice da selvageria atual para esse homem – e para sua mulher também, diga-se – consiste em masturbar-se na sua própria casa.
on Sep 25th, 2009 at 10:01 am
tuas leituras de capas andam bem variadas… :-p
mas a matéria deve trazer mais argumentos sobre a vileza do Jon do que esse três aí. deve ter algum sobre como ele “Rompia vergonhosamente o silêncio da casa enquanto mantia intercurso com a babá”.
on Sep 26th, 2009 at 6:37 am
Oito filhos tudo bem :-)
Mas aquela mulherzinha chata dele faz a gente até entender uma bimbadinha com a babá…
on Sep 26th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Editor: aí eu já não sei, não li a matéria – nem eu tenho tanto tempo livre assim! :-D
Drex: bimbadinha?!? Cruz-credo…
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